Doctor Who Fans: When is it my turn to be a companion??
ASoUE Fans: When am I gonna be dragged across my front lawn by my ankle in the middle of the night and get kidnapped by a secret organization, where I will never see my family again, and then forcefully receive a tattoo to spend the rest of my life setting or putting out fires and solving dangerous fatal crimes??
has anyone ever had the problem where you literally never want to do anything that you cannot reap benefits from immediately
like maybe I’m hungry but everything I have in the house at the moment would take 10+ minutes to prepare so I just……put off making the food for WAY longer than it would have taken to prepare the food when I first got hungry
Or i want to order some necessary thing online but the website says it will take a week to get here and i’m like “oh well fuck that” so I put off ordering it for like a week
Or if im like “I should clean my room because I like when it’s clean” but I know it’ll take me a couple hours so I don’t do it for like six months
It’s like there are only two times for me: right this instant and The Entire Rest Of The Future.
since we’re on the subject of james acaster, this is hands down the funniest joke in repertoire and it gets me every single fuckin time and i can’t even explain why it’s so funny
